JaVale McGee’s insane triple double

This is JaVale McGee, on an insane, relentless, maniacal quest to get his first career triple double. If that required wretched airballs and a technical foul for hanging on the rim when he finally got into double digits in points, well, you can’t make an omelette without smashing some eggs with a sledgehammer and smearing them on the kitchen walls.

“Stop, stop, this is a bad triple-double,” Kevin McHale said, during the ensuing highlight package on NBA TV. “You’re down 20 and you get a triple double? I am not impressed. Do not show me that highlight again. I’m all done with that. That is terrible. Oh my goodness. He was shooting four feet over the basket and dribbling it out of bounds trying to get a triple double.”